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I Want a Boat (GOP Spending Model)


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You possibly can’t torpedo spending if you happen to’re torpedo spending.

Parody of Morgan Wallen’s “Want A Boat,” written and carried out by Remy. Music tracks mastered by Ben Karlstrom.

LYRICS
This draft invoice do not look positive proper now
And it ain’t doing the trick (No…)
We’re so dangerously indebted now
And this provides to the debt.

It provides one, two trillion, that is not nice.
However what if we add one thing manufactured in your state?
Would a bridge change your thoughts? No, but when something can
It might be me on a dock pushing off of dry land.

I want a lake, a ship inbuilt my state.
I might even take a fleet.
Can one in every of them be named for me?
Sir, we’re working out!
Yeah, what I want proper now…

Are some actual excessive ceilings
New-ship feeling
Me on the deck just-a sipping on Darjeeling
Do not want no unhappy music on my Spotify
Crying “he misplaced an election to a punk man

I want a ship.
I want a ship.

Are you able to discuss some sense into him?

Do not care if it is a pontoon, brand-new, been used
Lengthy because it’s bought bombs (Sure…)
Simply wanna solid it out yonder, let that factor wander
To Iraq or to Iran.

I am bored with working into all my buddies’
Faces they placed on a publish workplace
A bit extra inflation by no means harm nobody—
How’s that make you’re feeling? Nauseous.

I want a lake, a ship inbuilt my state.
I might even take a pond
Supplied there are further bombs.
Sir, we’re working out!
Yeah, what I want proper now…

Is a ship so brassy
Missiles stylish
And if the invoice does not go? We’ll simply blame Thomas Massie.
Do not want no unhappy music on my Spotify
Crying “he misplaced an election to a punk man

I want a ship. I want a ship.
I want a ship. I want a ship.
Actual, actual unhealthy.