Again from the vacation break, Jon Stewart wasted no time as he dug into current headlines, dedicating a majority of his phase to Elon Musk‘s departure from the Oval Workplace and his so-called Division of Authorities Effectivity.
“Talking of misanthropic data-hoarders, DOGE has lastly rooted out considered one of America’s least environment friendly authorities employees and marked him for dismissal,” he quipped firstly of The Every day Present‘s episode tonight.
Not a “particular authorities worker,” Stewart added that Musk was “leaving his job to make extra household together with his time.” He continued, referencing the billionaire’s fathering of 14 kids by 4 completely different girls, “He f—ed rather a lot I believe, or simply has a mail-order sperm farm going, I don’t know.”
The political comedian then segued into the marked distinction between the gleefully leaping Musk on the marketing campaign path to the “poor bastard” showcased in pictures of the black-eyed Tesla CEO throughout his press convention reverse president Donald Trump.
“He went from tech titan, given a mandate to maneuver quick and crush the deep state to man who had a nasty night time in a Nashville bar he can’t bear in mind, OK? He’s bought that look, like, ‘Has anybody seen my footwear?’ He appears overwhelmed down. He’s bought that look on his face that I think about his workers usually have,” Stewart stated.
Referencing earlier interactions through which he invited Musk to look on the late-night present, Stewart mentioned Musk’s chosen exit interview on CBS Information’ Sunday Morning: “Now, clearly, we on this program would have been delighted to supply an unedited discussion board for Elon to debate his journey from hard-working effectivity professional to drug-addled little one star mug shot. However he selected to go in a unique path by kind of talking to your theater-loving dad and mom’ favourite information program.”
He continued, saying Trump had “damaged this poor man,” mocking the X proprietor for redirecting the dialog to “spaceships” when the anchor tried to query Musk about White Home coverage choices.
“However let this be a lesson to Elon and anyone in Trump’s orbit: no matter your passionate political perception or no matter your ideology is, you’ll go from reaching for mine stars to dissolving in a puddle of your personal urine and disgrace and beginning a combat membership along with your child simply to have the ability to really feel as a result of Trump,” Stewart remarked, repeating POTUS’ title for emphasis because the viewers dissolved into raucous cheers, “Trump doesn’t consider in something, man.”
He concluded, “Simply rolling with the punches is clearly the one technique for happiness whenever you’re working for Trump. Trump’s very open secret has all the time been: He doesn’t consider in or care about any coverage challenge in any respect. He desires consideration, he desires his ego stroked and he desires cash — he desires f—wads and f—wads of cash.”
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