The Actual Housewives of New Jersey could also be on pause, however Jenn Fessler is doing something however staying quiet. The part-time Jersey woman made a headline-snatching look on Actuality Court docket this week — and let’s simply say, her message to Andy Cohen couldn’t have been clearer: she’s going to do something to maintain her spot on the present.
And he or she wasn’t whispering it both.
In what can solely be described as a chaotic audition tape disguised as a chat present look, Jenn Fessler made a full-throttle plea for her return to RHONJ, full with wild declarations, backhanded digs, and only a pinch of potential self-destruction.
“I’m humorous and nobody else is. I’m sensible and nobody else is,” Fessler joked(?) earlier than admitting, “I actually don’t consider that however that’s what you guys are telling me.”
And it solely escalated from there.
“I undoubtedly introduced one thing totally different to Jersey — I’m able to snicker at myself, however I at the very least attempt to cease and hear. And I feel that’s necessary for the Housewives franchise. I’m older, like we talked about. I don’t have to fret about my silly f*cking youngsters.”
Sure, you learn that proper. No college drop-offs. No diaper obligation. Simply Botox, extensions, and chaos.
“I’m huge into cosmetic surgery. You by no means know what’s going to occur to my face on the season. It will probably change… I’ll change the hair colour. I’ll do something — something for Housewives. Inform me what you need me to be, Andy Cohen, and I’ll be that for you.”
After which got here the second that left jaws on the ground.
“Outline me, Andy Cohen. I’ll okll a btch. I’ll f*cking change my face. My physique. Shoot myself. Something.”
Determined? Sure. Entertaining? Debatable.
However let’s not overlook: Jenn Fessler’s dedication to Bravo isn’t simply discuss. She famously torched her 20-year friendship with former RHONJ star Siggy Flicker by cozying as much as Margaret Josephs — the very girl who helped push Siggy off the present after inserting herself into Siggy’s husband’s ex-wife’s enterprise. Housewives chess, not checkers.
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So, is Jenn’s over-the-top pitch sufficient to win her that coveted full-time apple (or in Jersey’s case, a wine glass)? Will Andy chunk? Solely time will inform.
However one factor’s for certain — Jenn Fessler is able to bleed for Bravo. Actually.
